You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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