I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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