that's an acceptable place to lick
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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