I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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