Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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