I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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