she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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