Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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