She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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This house was built for laser tag.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We're too hungover to prance.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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