I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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