no, he came in my armpit
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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