puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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