HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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