thus making me awesome and them whores
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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