This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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