The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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