thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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