If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize