Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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