oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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