So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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