For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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