Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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