yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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