Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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