Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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