Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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