I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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