he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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