Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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