Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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