He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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