Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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