4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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