I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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