She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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