I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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