You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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