Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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