Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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