What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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