Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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