i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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