Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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