Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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