Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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