I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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