So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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