white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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