Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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