is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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