Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
