You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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