awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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