Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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