been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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