They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The Olympian is in my bed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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